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Aug 30Liked by Sean Keeley

Wow. The bagel purist in me was aghast at first. But then ultimately, utterly fascinated. I know you have a method but you couldn't have added one Doritos (or whatever) as an additional object of inquiry? "I'll do this for the people" and just to take one for the team? I would love/hate to try one. But mostly just to read the vitriol you prob would've written...

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In retrospect I probably should have, but I'm also really glad I didn't, if that makes sense...

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I almost didn’t read this one Sean, but it was worth it merely for the description of you standing in line, absolutely adrift in some form of bagel dysphoria. I wouldn’t touch one of their crazy bagels if you paid me.

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"How much do I need to pay you to eat this" might have to be a new feature...

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Aug 28Liked by Sean Keeley
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😂 I knew this was coming. To be fair, "New Jersey 45 minutes" is like 3 hours in the real world...

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Aug 29Liked by Sean Keeley

In that part of NJ traffic isn’t too bad unless you’re driving at peak rush hour

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Next time!

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